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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 18:57 29 Mon Apr 2024

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  • 846 » Doctori Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    - Doctore, ce sa fac? Am diaree permanenta, merg la WC de 10 ori pe zi!
    - Asistent! Purgative! Acum nu veti mai merge la WC, o sa traiti acolo. Urmatorul!

    2009/07/29 00:44 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 847 » Doctori Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    - Cand se balbaie un surdo-mut?
    - Cand se imbolnaveste de Parkinson...

    2009/07/29 00:44 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 848 » Doctori Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    - De cati psihologi este nevoie pentru a schimba un bec?
    - Doar de unul singur, dar becul trebuie sa vrea cu adevarat!

    2009/07/29 00:44 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 849 » Evrei Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Rasela si Moritz trebuie sa plece in America, dar n-au bani decat pentru un singur bilet. Pleaca Rasela si dupa putin timp Moritz primeste 100$ intr-o scrisoare. Dupa vreo trei zile, 200$, apoi 500$ apoi 1000$.
    Moritz pleaca si el in America fara sa o anunte pe Rasela, ca sa-i faca o surpriza.
    Intra la hotelul unde locuia Rasela si o gaseste goala in pat cu unul.
    - El ti-a dat suta de dolari pe care mi-ai trimis-o?
    - Da...
    - Si cei 200$ tot de la el ii ai?
    - Da...
    - Si cei 500 si mia de $ tot el ti i-a dat?
    - Da...
    - Atunci inveleste omul, ca raceste..

    2009/07/29 00:44 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 850 » Evrei Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un rabin a slujit la Templu timp de 20 de ani. Ca sa-l rasplateasca, comunitatea il trimise intr-o excursie in Hawaii. Cand ajunse in camera de hotel, o tanara foarte frumoasa si goala statea intinsa in pat. Revoltat, pune mana pe telefon si suna acasa:
    - Nu aveti pic de respect pentru pozitia mea? Sunt rabin. Asta e o dovada crasa de nesimtire si lipsa de respect!
    Auzind acestea, tanara, rusinata, incepu sa se imbrace. Dupa ce terminat de vorbit la telefon, rabinul i se adresa:
    - Tu unde pleci? Nu pe tine sint suparat!

    2009/07/29 00:44 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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